Selected Publications
The Belladonna Comedy:
We Need a Big Strong Man to Move This Reasonably Sized Object
Where Are They Now? Your Eighth Grade Gifted and Talented Class
Points In Case:
Circles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective Employers
Your State’s Simple, Straightforward, and Easy-to-Understand Unemployment Benefits Questionnaire
Seven Things That Seem Spooky But Are Completely Normal Parts of Staying in a Cabin in Fall
It’s Me, Winter, and I Can Hear All You Assholes Talking About How Much You Fucking Love Fall
Slackjaw Comedy:
Missed Connections: Traditional Life Milestones Seeking a Millennial
The Millennial, The Banker, and The Impossible Quest for Home Ownership: An Infuriating Fairy Tale
A Guidance Counselor Warns a High-School Student Against the Fate of Going to Trade School in 1998
Chortle:
Cult of Friday
A Substack Newsletter
Fueled by curiosity, anxiety, and hope that you’ll like me even though no worries if not! Here you’ll find (very) short and (hopefully) funny essays twice a month-ish with observations of adulthood and surviving late-stage capitalism with a MFA in clown.
Contact
Ninety percent of Sarah’s personality is liking cheese. The other ten percent would love to hear from you.
